Please think of me as a conservative anarchist.

I am NOT angry or wildly disaffected but serious, inward-turned and very uneasy:

• I manage time efficiently.
  
• I woo women with my sensous and godlike guitar-playing.
  
• I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed.
  
• I cook "Thirty-Minute Brownies" in twenty minutes.
  
• I can lecture for hours on any topic.
  
• I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie.
  
• I am a gourmet chef.
  
• Children trust me.
  
• I am a private citizen, and yet, I receive fan mail: "sei troppo buono!"
  
• I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket.
  
• I have been known to make extraordinary four-course meals using only a "Mouli" and a toaster oven.
  
• The laws of Physics do not apply to me.
• Years ago I discovered the meaning of life, but forgot to write it down.